Year
2000 not as scary as 1998
©1999 Today's
Sunbeam
by Reesa Marchetti
I think I'm
catching a cold — or is it the Year 2000 bug?
The sky is not
falling, but myths about the Year 2000 bug, also known as Y2K or the millennium
bug, would have us believe that the end is near.
The problem is
that the computers on which nearly all government, financial, manufacturing,
transportation and utility company systems rely were designed on dates based in
the 20th century.
Therefore, the
myth of the millennium bug is that society will come to a halt on Jan. 1, 2000
when these computers will be ill-prepared to function in the 21st century.
Some of the
myths are turning out to be true — already. A Michigan produce store owner
recently sued the manufacturer of its computerized cash system because the
registers froze whenever a customer used a credit card with an expiration date
of 2000 to pay for a transaction.
But although
software produced in the late 1980s and early 1990s usually could process only
two-digit year dates such as "90,'' most companies have upgraded long since then
to software that will read a four-digit date. Or they're currently in the
process of upgrading as the problem has begun to surface.
Many people
fear that Y2K will cause home electronic devices, such as microwave ovens and
VCRs, and cars and medical equipment to cease functioning after midnight on Dec.
31, 1999 because they all use computer processor chips. But the reality is that
these chips perform simple computing functions only, and most of them are not
dependent on a date.
Also, critical
systems such as mass transportation or elevators in buildings probably will not
fail. The director of airway services for the Federal Aviation Administration
has said he is so convinced that Y2K won't affect air traffic that he's planning
to fly cross-country at midnight on Jan. 1, 2000.
Elevator
manufacturers do not think people will be trapped between floors on that day,
either. And most utility companies say their computers will be ready, so people
won't be left in the dark.
So much for The
Year 2000 — the Year 1998, in which I undertook the upgrading of not one, but
two family computers, is even scarier for me.
It started out
innocently enough. I gradually saved money, decided how big a hard drive I would
need, how much memory, etc., and compared prices on the Internet.
Finally, I
disconnected my daughter's computer and mine, and brought them into my local
computer tech for the transformation.
That's when my
Year 1998 nightmare began.
See, for the
past two years, I've been handling most of my financial transactions by
computer. So when I realized I couldn't access my account statements, I started
to panic.
Then there was
the address book thing. I've been keeping phone numbers — family, friends,
doctors — on the PC. Suddenly they were out of reach.
Not to mention
the e-mail habit that I had acquired. At the end of the day, when I'd become
accustomed to checking my e-mail, there was no computer.
It only took
two days, but it seemed longer until at last, the PCs were done.
After they came
home, the real work began.
We carefully
connected the speakers and all the cables to my daughter's computer, and eagerly
fired it up. No sound came out.
I worked until
late that night. "When are you coming to bed?" my husband asked, glancing at the
pile of cables, disks and manuals scattered around me.
The next
morning, I tried again. I was still in my pajamas when I looked up at the clock
and saw that it was 12:30 p.m.
I stopped
working at the computer long enough to get dressed.
Finally I
decided to try unplugging the sound component of the system and plugging it back
in again.
I had wanted to
avoid opening up that brand new computer case, but I knew I had to get out my
little screwdriver. In short order, I found the problem piece, took it out and
plugged it back in.
Voila! Two days
and much hair-pulling later, I heard sound, and my daughter's been playing it,
really loud, ever since.
The rest of the
week was spent tweaking my own computer, which is running just peachy now, thank
you.
At week's end,
though, as I was driving home from work, I got to see a little taste of what
some think Y2K will be like. The sky wasn't falling, but as I neared my house, I
saw a little fireball and heard it explode in the power lines above my street.
I found the
house dark, my daughter scurrying around lighting candles and my husband coming
out to meet me with a flashlight.
So my daughter
and I were once again without technology.
I thought this
might bring our family closer together. Instead, the husband went out to a
karate class, the teen-aged daughter talked non-stop on the phone and I went to
bed early.
Three hours
later, I woke up to find the daughter asleep on the floor with the phone propped
against her ear.
As I was
herding her off to her own bed, my husband returned. And the lights came on
again.
Hopefully, the
sky will remain right where it is — and The Year 2000 will be even less trouble
than this.
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